Hey Paul, another great, good fun track.
I also thought from the title this would be about the challenge of writing a Middle Eight. I guess I need to brush up on my text speak. I'm not really sure what it is about actually, but that's cool, I don't need to know to enjoy it.
The riff is killer and I loved the leanness of the track - no unnecessary filler at all. I could also imagine your own vocals working really well over this, although the synthetic vocals do feel like they are underlining a point.
Excellent spirit-of-indie-rock vibe here.