Hello Paul,
Another good one, tight with the lyrics, They must charge songwriters for words up your way. You have written a comedy song mate, no escaping that. But you can still have the tragic ending, that works.
Only issue, last lines of V3, reads awkwardly to me. “I`d love you, but cannot, login to your server”. would be more coherent to my admittedly inexperienced ears.
Look forward to you getting your guitars and ron wicksos drums round this.