Following on Jess's last one, not only a lyric that was not particularly clever, but also fairly often misheard:
Eiffel 65
I'm Blue, Daba dee daba die
or is it: If I were green I would die
or: I'm in need of a guy
or various other variations that I've heard (I just peed and I died?!)
the song was pretty catchy though....like cholera...