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Worst Lyrics Of All Time

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Jess

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« Reply #30 on: February 27, 2014, 04:05:26 PM »
I feel someone should mention the song of last summer...

"You want to hug me...WHAT RHYMES WITH HUG ME!?"

Which is actually really irritating because the answer could be a lot of things...
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« Reply #31 on: February 27, 2014, 04:57:56 PM »
No JESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This line is actually my favourite lyric in that entire song. I think it is genius and even better it is delivered with unmistakable Thicke smarm!

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« Reply #32 on: February 28, 2014, 02:45:41 AM »
Okay now he was close, tried to domesticate her.

But she left him.
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« Reply #33 on: February 28, 2014, 01:39:22 PM »
I once wrote, "You stood there in your bikini...you looked a bit Japanini"

Never finished the song!!!

Terry.

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« Reply #34 on: February 28, 2014, 05:48:39 PM »
I once wrote, "You stood there in your bikini...you looked a bit Japanini"

Never finished the song!!!

Terry.

I don't know why you didn't finish the song, it could have been a killer ;)
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« Reply #35 on: March 01, 2014, 04:52:10 AM »
I once wrote, "You stood there in your bikini...you looked a bit Japanini"

Never finished the song!!!

Terry.

There is a song I heard here in bermuda in a club part of the chorus was:
"You're Easy Breezy and I'm Japaneesy" from EASY BREEZY - UTADA HIKARU

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« Reply #36 on: March 01, 2014, 04:17:51 PM »
'Well it's a long dark road and there are landmines that explode' - Brian Fallon & Cincinnati Rail Tie

A great line in the song, but on its own pretty hilarious.
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« Reply #37 on: March 01, 2014, 08:56:20 PM »
No lyrics make me cringe, sorry.

A very good German lyricist is Bertolt Brecht.

 

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« Reply #38 on: March 05, 2014, 10:44:07 PM »
   "Ello John, Got a new motor uh uh uh uh uh"   Takes some beating!

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« Reply #39 on: March 05, 2014, 11:27:27 PM »
'Cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake' - Rihanna
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« Reply #40 on: March 06, 2014, 11:32:27 AM »
I think practically anything by Benny Hill falls neatly into this category especially Ernie the milkman!

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« Reply #41 on: March 06, 2014, 07:04:58 PM »
I think practically anything by Benny Hill falls neatly into this category especially Ernie the milkman!
NO. ACTUAL. WAY. :o I literally opened this post just so I could make a comment about that song! That's so weird! Well, now you've done it for me I'll have to think of another one

'Cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake' - Rihanna
That's inspiration right there. No wonder my generation is so messed up... ;D
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« Reply #42 on: March 06, 2014, 11:31:28 PM »
I think practically anything by Benny Hill falls neatly into this category especially Ernie the milkman!

I liked Ernie , it's a classic , reminds me of my childhood. It is comedy after all  :D
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« Reply #43 on: March 12, 2014, 05:32:01 AM »
Have you heard the better re-make of that Rihanna song?

'Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon'
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« Reply #44 on: March 12, 2014, 06:32:29 PM »
New personal favourite.

Bruno Mars.

"It's getting freaky in this room room room
Now let me hear you say you want that boom boom boom
We can take it slow, we can zoom zoom zoom"

UGHHHH I HATEEEEE THEM THEYRE SOOO CRINGEY!
Zoom should NEVER be used in a song.
Bruno I love you but please no
"When writing a song, if your afraid to suck, you'll never write a note" -Jeff Boyle