my wife is "middle aged"....
but unfortunately she hates Barry Manilow
wait
i got that the wrong way around....
i am in trouble now
i meant
my wife loves Barry Manilow! Who doesn't?
but she is far too young
far too young, really
sorry, trying to be funny again
The Dutch don't have a sense of humour, and that is scientifically proven
no seriously, it is