[tina m]

omg i just cant say it! cheap sheep shoup! we went to the pub for a meal & evryone was laughing at me ...is it a essex thing? what is wrong with me
then they got me to say i wish to wash my irish wristwatch.....bast**ds!

[habiTat]

haha.. Essex girl, it's just you..

she sells sea shells on the sea shore....

fuzzy duck fuzzy duck fuzzy duck (say it fast, over and over)    

[tina m]

ok you ex esshex pershon try saying she sells she shells on southend shea front...ha!

then try susy shine sits in her shoe shine shop....she sits & shines... its sue shines shoe shine shop!
after a night of gin & tonic i can still do it 

but i still cant do cheap sheep soup

[andy5544]

i have one ,it was a Steve Write in the afternoon tongue twister.( yes i'm that old)

imagine an imaginary menagerie manager , imagining to manage an imaginary menagerie 

[James Nighthawk]

My (relatively) middle England voice gets around all of these fine EXCEPT that bloody:

I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch

I can only do it pausing before wristwatch!!! ARGH!

Tina: I work in essex and have plenty of essex accents to contend with in my vocal booth. Or should that be "Boof"   hehehe

A trick for your "Cheap Sheep Soup"

Make a popping "P" at the end of each work. Voila! That should solve it.

The Essex accent tends to swallow consonants whole. Harlow is "Arrrlow". Hampstead is "Ammpst'd".

Put them back in and you'll be gravy guv'na innit.