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SONG NOW ADDED, IT'S ONLY ACOUSTIC, NO TIME FOR FULL PRODUCTION, BUT I WANTED TO GET IT OUT THERE -
http://soundcloud.com/habitatsongs/throw-me-the-diamonds-demoHi guys,
I've been stuck at home with the baby today waiting for some news on my Mum. Nothing as yet...
Anyway, inspired by Tina's effort I have written my film plot. Along with the lyrics which I already posted I now have everything except the song
I have it in my head but as yet I have no time or plan as to how to turn it into a recording..
If only I had a USB port in my head
Anyway, my plot features some familiar names and I thought I'd share it. No offence intended and if I missed you out, I'm sorry. Feel free to add your character in..
Apocalypse skyPower crazy billionaire and self appointed Professor 'Michael habiTat' is hell bent on creating a new world order. Along with his evil henchmen, the 8ft tall 'Kafla Schavautje' , a one eyed hunch back called 'Boydie Binladeda' and his crazy half sister 'Tinam Jillianne' they embark on a hair brained scheme to build and launch the 'Apocalypse Sky' codenamed 'The s-ongst-hat-cry project' This weapon is a 900 billion gigaton diamond matrix fusion cluster cloud bomb. It's planned launch from a stolen Soviet nuclear submarine (dubbed 'The Mihkay' ) would result in mass destruction for much of the western world. So returning the human race back to the stone age. habiTat will then be able to assume leadership and full control of the remaining population, land and resources in this new 'post apocalyptic' world.
And so follow instructions from 'M' to Bond to carry out the mission, codenamed 'A.N.D.Y 5544'. The aim, to prevent habiTat from installing the stolen 'Ramshackle' diamonds into the warhead at his secret lair. These diamonds have special radioactive properties and are crucial to the success of the weapon. This phenomenon is known as the NOOMS effect.
It's up to James Bond, the glamourous bond girl 'Stephanie Dema' and european agents 'Dutchbeat' and 'Flossie Misswhiterabbit' to foil his evil plan. They must find the diamonds intended for use in the weapon by using Q's ingenious diamond tracking device, known as the 'Ramshackle tone detector'. These diamonds emit a distinct radioactive 'TONE'. American agent 'Florida Mike' offers clues to the whereabouts of the diamonds and Bond's brother 'Paul', a 'fisherman' takes them to habiTat's secluded island lair in his gadget laden boat named 'The Nighthawk', to do battle.
Professor habiTat is a 'man of simple pleasures' and enjoys fine wine. He hides the diamonds in bottles of his favourite 2002 Merlot. The underground wine cellar battle ensues and our heroes take out all the henchmen one by one in lots of gruesome and mildly entertaining ways. Professor habiTat finally perishes when James finds the diamonds, throws them to Stephanie and pushes him into a vat of wine, where he slowly drowns, calling out the name of his beloved fluffy white cat 'Montydog'.
The End
