[james bond 007]

hi 007 here
i hear you are having a JB theme competition to replace that awful bloody adele thing im lumbered with at the moment!
well what a brilliant idea & i totaly endorse it & urge all of you to  join in & write me something decent!
if only i had a licence to write songs instead of a licence to kill  i would join you
i will pop in in between missions to sign autographs ok!
sign up here http://bit.ly/TO2SKa

007

[James Nighthawk]

hi 007 here
i hear you are having a JB theme competition to replace that awful bloody adele thing im lumbered with at the moment!
well what a brilliant idea & i totaly endorse it & urge all of you to  join in & write me something decent!
if only i had a licence to write songs instead of a licence to kill  i would join you
i will pop in in between missions to sign autographs ok!
sign up here http://bit.ly/TO2SKa

007

Hehehehe

I am no cryptographer, but one needn't be a member of M16 to decode this secret agent's true identity.

Your syntax betrays you melady

 

[James Nighthawk]

But, Moving on, I would love to have a go at this competition.

Alas, The KGB have taken my studio computer hostage for updates. Should my new system arrive fresh from Q within the next week or so I will commence Operation Skyfall;Take down Adele

#toomanyBondpuns

....The name's Nighthawk....James Nighthawk

[james bond 007]

Your syntax betrays you melady
 

hey you dont call james bond a lady & get away it ok!
 & im the only james here now so youll have to be jim ...
so jim glad to have you onboard for the theme song comp ...pick up your stylophone from Q ok!

james

[tina m]

james so loveley to have you here....will you stay & judge the compitition for us?
do you need any slightly older bond girls? those young skinny ones you have in your films are making you look fat if you dont mind me saying

[tone]

do you need any slightly older bond girls? those young skinny ones you have in your films are making you look fat if you dont mind me saying

HA!

I couldn't agree more. Get in there Tina!

[james bond 007]

james so loveley to have you here....will you stay & judge the compitition for us?
do you need any slightly older bond girls? those young skinny ones you have in your films are making you look fat if you dont mind me saying

of course i will judge your new competition & i hope more people will see this & decide to join in & write me a new theme songhere http://bit.ly/TO2SKa
hey the young skinny girls are what the public want & not my choice at all ..personelly i like older women particulerly redheads  & women who play guitar are a bit of a fantasy ....do you need a new vocalist... i can sing & that last vocalist you had realy made you sound bad if you dont mind me saying

[habiTat]

Tina, please don't ever leave. you are crazy funny and regularly make me smile 

[james bond 007]

hi bond fans im realy excited today cos im going to the pictures to watch my latest film
its always exciting watching myself running around saying the names bond ...james bond
& of course watching the stunt guys do evrything else

anyway i still need a new bond theme & i know this is the best place on earth to get a cracking one done ...so dont be bashful enter the forum compitition here http://bit.ly/TO2SKa

the names bond...james bond 

[Michael]

Hey James, I'll have to wait until Saturday to see Skyfall... so don't you dare post any plot details or I swear I'm telling M ! 

Oh btw, beware of this "tinam" character... I think she might be crazy !