[HappyBastard]

This is a very short song I wrote for a bit of fun (usually write pretty serious stuff).  If you're a fan of dark humour you may find it alright.  If not... Well we'll see.  For the record I'm not nearly as horrible as I am in the words so don't judge my personality!

When your dog comes home with a missing leg
It can really take you off your feet
There's the eyebrow raising missing appendage
(Of what you can only call 'most' of your friend)
So a trip to the vet and an awkward pause
When you're asked "What seems to be the problem here?"

(Interlude)
And when the whining stops and the bill is paid
The weekend's gone and you're account decayed...

(Outro)
But luckily I don't have a dog
Nor the drag of a fucking family
So my weekends tend to be nice and free,
And I don't have time for a fucking pedigree...

[Stroller2010]

This is good as a short funny poem, it certainly fulfills its purpose. Nice to see stuff like this every so often. Best bit is the interlude. Could be quite interesting to put it to music, just for a laugh.

[Peppermint]

LOL,

although i have to say at the start i felt sorry for the dog.