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Pie song - Cheese and Onion Pie

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Landslide Victory:
Thought I'd have a crack at a daft pie song, so here goes ....

Cheese and Onion Pie

V
Burger and chips
You're having a laugh
Don't get me started
On bangers and mash

Better than pasta
Or bacon and eggs
Hot from the oven
And better than sex

Ch
Butter milk and flour
Makes the finest pastry
Perhaps a little lard
To make it extra tasty
Enough to make you cry
Cheese and onion pie

V
Favourite filling
not onion and cheese?
Chicken and mushroom
Whatever you please

Try steak and kidney
For smiles and laughter
One made with apple
And custard for after

Ch
Butter milk and flour
Makes the finest pastry
Perhaps a little lard
To make it extra tasty
Enough to make you cry
Cheese and onion pie

Br
But don't get me started
On all of the choices
A million pies
With a million voices
There's only one for me
Try it once you'll see

Ch
Butter milk and flour
Makes the finest pastry
Perhaps a little lard
To make it extra tasty
Enough to make you cry
Cheese and onion pie

S.T.C:
Eggs , butter and flour..making the finest pastry ;)

Well done..welcome to the pie song club.

Waterpilot:
"Enough to make you cry...Cheese and onion pie" very funny!

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