This is a comedy song written in the style of Kevin Bloody Wilson, Roy Chubby Brown.
Contains bad language. No offence intended.
These lyrics fit (loosely) into The Beverly Hillbillies theme tune. This wasn't intended. I'd like to record it with an original tune. It would be great to have somebody run with the lyrics and see what happens.
Polyphonic Crotch
I'm going tell you now
About the girl I love a lot
Who has a special talent
That no other girl has got.
It's not that I am proud of it
I wouldn't call it art
The fact that I am on about
Is how loud her fanny farts.
(Believe me it is fucking loud)
Now I know it's not unusual
For a lady's quim to trump
But the decibels that hers produces
Causes me to jump.
Standing up or doggy style
Or lying on her back
There's no escaping farting noises
Coming out her crack.
(Left right and fucking centre)
We've been dating now for quite a while
And I love her very much
Despite the fact that
God gave her a polyphonic crotch.
My dick is now an instrument
It's just like a trombone
Coz every time I slide it in
I hear a different tone.
(It's bonkers)
There's nothing she can do
To stop the noise her fanny makes
I have to put in earplugs
When we shag for goodness sake
The loudest minge of any girl
You'd ever hope to meet
You can hear her fanny farting
Over halfway down the street.
(And it's making me deaf, please)
