Yesterday I thought I was going to see pink elephants flying past my windows, then I read that this old crooner, now 75yo, has been selected to represent the UK at this year's Eurovision.
Now, whatever your views about what is predominately a political show over musical, I gotta say, they....... they....... have got to be kidding!!
Ok, so we're in the habit these recent times of getting "nul pointes" whatever we put out there, but either the BBC has come up with -
1) a really crafty way of grabbing attention to the UK's entry, or
2) they like the French, have decided to take the p*ss, or
3) Auntie really has lost the plot.
What do you reckon folks?