Couldn't finish this. Hopefully it's not too offensive to anyone.
Our first date should have been a clue
Cinema backseat, I got blew
"Wash your mouth out, I ain't kissing you"
Took two years before you strayed
Had you been a bitch, I'd have had you spayed
"Am I ball? Cause I'm always getting played"
Chorus
A cook in the kitchen, but a whore at the same time
You rode that horse, now you can't walk in a straight line
Hope you had a good time with Steve
Screwed you like that horse screwed Mr Reeve
A cook in the kitchen, but a whore at the same time
You rode that horse, now you can't walk in a straight line
Hope you had a good time with Steve
Screwed you like that horse screwed Mr Reeve