Hands down his pants, grabbing hold of air
Wants all to believe there's meat down there
Smoking a cig, tryin' to look real cool
Dead end job, never went to school
Probation service on his case
Gets kicked out of every place
Drinking a beer, tryin' to look real tough
Daddy didn't love him enough
So here I am
A broken man
Whisker away from oblivion
So take my cash
Show me I'm understood!
Stroke my ego and manhood!
Pulls on her hair, showing off his strength
Hopes it makes up for his lack of length
Riding a wave of pure ecstasy
Feels better when you're next to me
Wish he never had a daughter
Does nothing for his sleep disorder
Drinking a beer, tryin' to drown the pain
Tonight I'll be alone again
So here I am
A broken man
Whisker away from oblivion
So watch my face
Show me you recognise!
I wanna be between your thighs!
[Instrumental]
So here I am
A broken man
Whisker away from oblivion
So take my cash
Show me I'm understood!
Stroke my ego and manhood!
Do it real good
Stroke my ego and manhood!
