[ChrisPrice]

It’s past midnight so I guess I’m good to post this!

Give someone like me a headline like ‘Bigfoot Kept Lumberjack As Love Slave’ and there’s gonna be mischief!! I doubt this will go down as my finest musical achievement – I bloody hope not anyway – but the ideas for this came to me right away and it was a blast to record. I hope the neighbours weren’t listening!!



Sasquatch (Massive Wood)

Bigfoot kept lumberjack as a love slave
in a million dollar beachside house
Bigfoot kept lumberjack as a love slave
in a million dollar beachside house

Deep in the forest of Californ-i-a
An axe and chainsaw massacre that day

As the timber fall they hear a strange call             
Somethin’ that could not be understood
He was fifteen feet tall stood behind a massive wood

Bigfoot kept lumberjack as a love slave
in a million dollar beachside house
Bigfoot kept lumberjack as a love slave
in a million dollar beachside house

Sasquatch was an entrepreneurial kind
they say that he made his dough from a life of crime

He was still wild, so his English wasn’t good
Bigfoot’s intentions were clearly understood
He was fifteen feet tall stood behind a massive wood

Bigfoot kept lumberjack as a love slave
in a million dollar beachside house
Bigfoot kept lumberjack as a love slave
in a million dollar beachside house

[pompeyjazz]

Brilliant @ChrisPrice  You were thrown two totally obtuse headlines and then managed not only to incorporate them in a song but used the two headlines as a catchy as hell hook - I've listened to this a few times this morning and it's an absolute earworm, you b****** 

I love the feel of the backing track, you've managed to combine a kinda tribal beat with an incessant, infectious riff. Great vocals and the sound FX top it off - Plus a great Soundcloud pic

Another top quality submission Chris and I'm going to be singing this all day 

[ChrisPrice]

@pompeyjazz Thank you mate. It was a real laugh to do. As long as it makes folks smile that'll do me!

[Sterix]

Well that's how you take a curve ball and smack it out of the park. Wonderful stuff, Chris!

[rightly]

is this a true story
lumberjacks deserve all they get!

lol

what fun!

[Wicked Deeds]

@ChrisPrice,

Immediately catchy delivering a very mischievous message.  Beware of the woods and also the beach.  As ever , this is quality Chris.  Grear fun!

Paul

[Jamie]

@ChrisPrice

Hi Chris, What can I say? It's hard not to laugh....Brilliantly hooky song and beautifully played and sung. Excellent contribution to the competition!

Nice one!

Jamie

[MichaelA]

Wow, amazing chorus @ChrisPrice, extremely catchy and like the rest of the song, loads of fun. The doubled vocals worked really well, the riff is incessant and little details like the off beat hi-hat all come together to make a most polished offering. Bound to be a crowd favourite when you’re next gigging. 

Great entry.

[Sebandme]

Wow.... This is great!!!! Absolutely loved that intro.... What a catchy chorus too!!! Well done   

[moraamarolaloba]

Hola @ChrisPrice

The atmosphere of the intro and the scream and subsequent grunts are wonderful, and then the song, with so much positive energy and good work ... Great track, a very entertaining listening.

Stay safe

Mora

[montydog]

Hi @ChrisPrice This is off the scale! The rhythmic riff is brilliant and that chorus is soooo catchy. Love the sound effects and the clever lyrics. What an absolute blast. Genius.
M

[Kafla]

This is a bit special ❤️

Wonderful intro and love the energy - always hard to get that into a hime recording....

Marvellously epic 💝

[LostBoy]

Ah man! I can hear how much fun you are having with this. Sooo good! Great vibe and as someone else mentioned this would be great live! I love it. 👹🎶👊🏻🎶🤪

[5 guys named Lars]

Great fun @ChrisPrice  . Powerful full-blooded performance & a very catchy hook. Excellent production & musicianship. Inspired to include both headlines..I´m having enough problems just doing one of mine. . Marvellous work.

[adamfarr]

Super fun track - you'd never know that it was based on some random headlines. Love the energetic guitars, lyrics and the vocal delivery.
Marvelous stuff - fine musical achievements are great but being entertaining is as important or maybe even more...