Verse 1:
I seek your pity, but I know it won't help
(Keep it in a box, in the garage, on a shelf)
Can't we get closer? Maybe then we'd agree
(Stick it in your mouth, pull the trigger, make a scene)
Pre Chorus:
You'll miss me when I'm gone
All the fighting, it'll end
A quieter home
A colder bed
Chorus:
You bring the party poppers
Don't forget to smile
Clutch that ring
And drown inside your vodka stained denial
I'll bring the misery
In death as in life
You can act the poor-little-me grieving wife
If you like
Verse 2
A bullet's worth a million words
Or perhaps just two
My car crashed when we first met
It burned when we said “I do”
Pre Chorus:
You'll miss me when I'm dead
All the fighting, it'll end
A quieter home
But more of my cash to spend
Chorus:
You bring the party poppers
Don't forget to smile
Clutch that ring
And drown inside your cocaine stained denial
I'll bring the misery
In death as in life
You can act the poor-little-me grieving wife
Chorus:
You bring the party poppers
Don't forget to smile
Clutch that ring
And drown inside your implausible denial
I'll bring the misery
In death as in life
You can act the poor-little-me grieving wife
If you like
