Something off the bat, totally spontaneous, and pretty surreal. Got the tune in my head (the Pet Shop Boys version) and started singing "go vest" to it instead. Just had to write the rest.
The weather
Will see sunny spells
The weather
But it's cold as hell
The weather
Can't make up its mind
The weather
But we still feel fine
We're sitting
On a sandy beach
We're sitting
Eating cold ice-cream
We're sitting
While it buckets down
We're sitting
Such a manly crowd
Go vest
And you'll be a man
Go vest
Then you'll understand
Go vest
Give them what they want
Go vest
You know this will turn them on
We shiver
In the Blackpool sun
We shiver
With our hankies on
We shiver
In the pouring rain
We shiver
Well this isn't Spain
We come here
For a week of rest
We come here
It is just the best
We come here
To relax a while
We come here
To the Golden Mile
Go vest
And you'll be a man
Go vest
Then you'll understand
Go vest
Give them what they want
Go vest
You know this will turn them on
Go vest
Down the south they say
Go vest
It's the northern way
Go vest
With our braces down
Go vest
You will never see us frown
Summer or winter we
Will freeze.... if we want to freeze
Feeling the northern wind
We'll sing... don't care what you think!
In deckchairs
You will find us here
In deckchairs
Same time every year
In deckchairs
There is nowt as fine
As deckchairs
In the summertime
We sit here
As the tide draws in
We sit here
Eating fish and chips
We sit here
With our kids and wives
We sit here
Well this is the life
What you gotta do is...
Go vest
And you'll be a man
Go vest
Then you'll understand
Go vest
Give them what they want
Go vest
You know this will turn them on
Down the south they say
Go vest
It's the northern way
Go vest
With our braces down
Go vest
You will never see us frown
Go vest
And you'll be a man
Go vest
Then you'll understand
Go vest
Give them what they want
Go vest
You know this will turn them on
Go! Go! Go-go! Go vest!
