Hello this a collaboration with Pompey Jazz in the new wave/punk style........about those annoying people who seem to have an opinion about everything and are not shy in sharing it.....Inspired by Jilted John and the other new wave Comedic songs of the late 70's....Also included are a few local (Portsmouth) Slang words and references.
(NOTE - There are a few Expletives)https://soundcloud.com/oooheroutons/have-a-day-off-mushLyrics – Have a a day off mushHere he comes now - what's he going to say now.
An opinion for every occasion – don't get in his way now.
He's an expert on things that he doesn't have any know how
But that wont stop him talking Bolllox - he never slows down
He really should be called Richard Head.
When we see him we all dread.
All his talk of a final push.
And one in the hands worth two in the bush.
So please.................
Have a day off mush.
Have a day off mush.
Have a day off mush.
He thinks he is the king of the internet
All over twitter and facebook like a cheap blanket.
Looking for as many likes as he can get.
Thinks he knows more than you could ever forget
But he was an empty vessel from the start
Makes more noise than Fratton Park.
Always someone new to hate
Philosopher General of the garden gate.
So please.................
Have a day off Mate
Have a day off mate.
Have a day off Mate.
Likes to ram his views right down your throat
But he doesn't even bother to vote.
He got the paddle but he's got no boat
Hes conviced his views will keep the world afloat
Thinks he's Mr Personality but he's just dull.
Everything he does is a great big fail.
Loathes himself inside you can tell.
But why he got to make everyone else's life hell.
So Please................
Have a day off Pal
Have a day off Pal.
Have a day off Pal.
We can do without your brand of common sense
Please keep your views right upon the fence
We dont really want to hear what you've go to say.
Everyone thinks you're a dinlo anyway..............
So please.................
Have a day off mush.
Have a day off mush.
Have a day off mush.
Have a Day Off Mush!!!