Hello,
Have you noticed that there just aren't a lot of cool songs about Garys anymore?
It's a worrying fact that the name Gary is dying out.
In these troubled, virus-ridden times, I think it would be really great for all Garys to step up and be as heroic as we possibly can be.
Hopefully, when all this is over, there'll be a whole load of songs written about us - and maybe even some self-isolation babies named after us too!
Or will anyone accept the challenge to write an epic tune about Gary today?
Go on Garys
You can do it.