Major Razor
Major Razor sits on his own
In a planet he made out of rope
And a special rhyme
By his corner that feels like a womb
And his spirit so fine
With a wide wine list
From which
You ’ll decide
Will you pick red my darling?
Will you take French my buddy?
Will you pick white?
He’s gonna love you and hate you
Set and reset you
Will you pick white?
Major Razor fights the good fight
In a world that he made out of everyone’s hide
With a special rhyme
Major Razor sits by the phone
With a sigh or a sign, with a thorn or a feather
You decide
Are you too late my darling?
Are you too vain my buddy?
Will you pick white?
He’s got a pill for everything that ails you
He’s got a feel for everything that ails you
Step up, step up, step up and see
The life, the walk, the glory
My heart’s an ever open shining door
That’s waiting for you only
So hold on
