A D. A. E G C A
She went around town and shattered every myth
Then she fought with me cos I was worth fighting with
She argued on the phone with windows and villa walls
Demanding sugar plants on most bitter souls
She ordered all proles to down their blunt tools
It was time to party inside April fools
April fools egca
April fools agca
I truly tell you I heard some castanets
Crackling feebly in iffy cigarettes
I saw no smoke though just a bubbling fire
Above a sign which read Flagellants for hire
But I hurt nobody knowing all the rules
It was time to party inside April fools
April fools egca
April fools agca
I can't say for sure how long the party will last
It all depends on a naked outcast
By all accounts not a he a she or it
My friends I don't know but I've been asked to sit
But let us all stand put on our fake ball
For it's time to party inside April fools
April fools egca
April fools agca