Well there’s nothing left here
Apart from myself
And a glass of beer
Rolling on a shelf
A whistle comes to mind
So whistle
Hang on there’s a banging
My neighbour caves in
Says how’s it hanging
Whistling ain’t no sin
A whistle comes to mind
So whistle
Cops nick me in no time
They change the tone
Whistling is a crime
When done all alone
A whistle comes to mind
So whistle
Judge is in my favour
He says no crime’s done
He is my neighbour
With a big wig on
A whistle comes to mind
So whistle