Well this isn't exotic, or erotic or neurotic. But nautical almost rhymes with those words and Martin did say anything goes...
https://soundcloud.com/paulcanuck/steady-as-she-goesSteady as She GoesMy neighbour was a sailor
The captain of his ship
He retired to move beside me
Back in 1996
Despite our different ages
We soon became good friends
From our many conversations
Across the picket fence
He told me 'bout his travels
All the flags he'd seen unfurl
And I bemoaned, what seemed to me,
A complicated world
Before too long, he realised
My heart was full of stress
He would seldom offered me advice
But this is what he said:
"Steady as she goes, boy
Steady as she goes
Don't let the waves persuade you
To be heading for the shoals
No storm can last forever
As heavy as it blows
So steady as she goes, boy
Steady as she goes"
It's funny how a turn of phrase
Can navigate your mind
He only had to say it once
To set its sail in mine
And since that day life's roughest waves
Would all but disappear
Every time the captain's words
Reverberated in my ear:
"Steady as she goes, boy
Steady as she goes
Don't let the waves persuade you
To be heading for the shoals
No storm can last forever
As heavy as it blows
So steady as she goes, boy
Steady as she goes"
Then one painful day the Reaper came
And took the Captain's life
I was asked to spread his ashes
To be carried by the tide
Our heroes need a eulogy
To send them on their way
And I struggled for a moment..
then..
I knew just what to say..
Steady as she goes, old boy!
Steady as she goes
Don't let those waves persuade you
To be heading for those shoals
No storm can last forever
No, as heavy as it blows
So steady as she goes, ol' friend
Steady as she goes!
My life was changed forever
Back in 1996
When..
My neighbour
The sailor
Named me captain of my ship.