So here's a silly little ditty, inspired by Martinswede competition 'rules'
I was messaging PompeyJazz and saying I was a little unsure where this was taking us, which directly led me to the title and wordplay lyrics one morning on the train, which then just cried out to be homage to the very wonderful Mr Ian Dury as you'll hear.
So look forward to what you think and hope it puts a smile on your face.
neil
https://soundcloud.com/neilconnor-2/exotica-erotica-master-15-march-2019Exotica/Erotica
Idiotic and patriotic. It’s hardly probiotic
Despotic and chaotic. Caught you playing with my sprocket
Hypnotic and narcotic. I wish you wouldn’t frolic
Ironic and hydrolytic. But you shouldn’t mock it
Exotica, erotica will I pass your test?
Playing with my myself? You can be my guest
Exotica, erotica, I know it’s not my best
What this mumbo jumbo means is anybody’s guess
Vitriolic alcoholic, going like a rocket
Psychotic and mnemonic. Loose change in my pocket
Moronic, iconic would you gin and tonic?
Gastronomic and symbiotic. Its all too supersonic
I wondered what the words were. It didn’t make much sense
Got me all confused. Was I being dense?
In my defence, with eloquence. Without causing an offence
Intense or pretence? I’m just sitting on the fence
If your old fella’s feeling baggy
And the blues have got you saggy
Desist and don’t resist as you listen to tune
If your old dear’s rather naggy
And being somewhat craggy
Get underneath her bonnet and sing this little sonnet
Exotica, erotica is more really less?
Put me on the shelf if I be a pest
Exotica, erotica, can you clean this mess
What this mumbo jumbo means is anybody’s guess
Exotica, erotica will I pass your test?
Playing with my myself? You can be my guest
Exotica, erotica, I know it’s not my best
What this mumbo jumbo means is anybody’s guess
Dock it, plug and socket
I wouldn’t snog it
Iconoclastic, sticky backed plastic
Feel the elastic, Its rather drastic
Tied up with mastic, moistened with my chapstick
Thanks that fantastic
c N Connor 2019