TV BLUES
She's at "don't care"stage and scrawls a new page
But she doesn't know where to start with such a young heart
and how she sneered as he stroked his beard
and how he had fun as she rolled her bun
but it's protocol for him to say sod all
They're both keen to keep their eyes on a screen...
watching people-watching people-watching-watching people
Smash smash smash
She's admired by a prince but had a glimpse
among sea gypsy kings and bum bleached pimps
but it's Marshall Blight she might choose tonight;
his aide de camp's got no torch outside
but it's protocol for him to say sod all
And he's keen to keep his eyes on a screen...
watching people-watching people-watching-watching people
There goes a jilted spinster's soul is well lit
by monsieur Casanova in a spit...
bye bye TV set I mean every bit
Smash smash smash
