Fucking Parties
I've left my keys somewhere
I'm sure they were in the hall
I've looked everywhere I can think of
I even gave my doctor a call
Chorus
Has the party started without me ?
I'm always the last to arrive
all the fucking buffets gone
apart from the fucking mince pies
I found them in the washing machine
in the jeans I put out to clean
the smell when I opened the door
was really quite fucking obscene
Chorus
Has the party started without me ?
I'm always the last to arrive
all the fucking buffets gone
apart from the fucking mince pies
I feel like some kind of lunatic
trying to find somewhere to park
I left my car down the street
and had to walk to the house in the dark
Chorus
Has the party started without me ?
I'm always the last to arrive
all the fucking buffets gone
apart from the fucking mince pies
I feel like a spare part at a wedding
clambering over people on stairs
why do I do fucking parties?
it's not like anyone cares
Chorus
Has the party started without me ?
I'm always the last to arrive
all the fucking buffets gone
apart from the fucking mince pies
I'm in a fucking bad mood now
there's no beer left in the fridge
the cheap cans that I took
are like fucking thick porridge
I see a lone girl in the corner
She smiles as I look her way
Mmmm, now I know why I do parties
I think perhaps , I might stay
