Where’s your gun?
I went school, I’d forgotten my bag
The principal pulled me up
He said they changed the rules since Columbine
Where’s your gun?
Chorus
Where’s your gun?
Where’s your gun?
It’s now against the law NOT to bear arms
Where’s your gun?
I went for a drive, doing ninety five
Policeman pulled me over
He said show me your license, show me your hands
Where’s your gun?
Chorus
Where’s your gun?
Where’s your gun?
It’s now against the law NOT to bear arms
Where’s your gun?
Bridge
Bullets flying everywhere, everybody lyin’ dead
They changed the law, get quick on draw and fill ‘em full of lead
I went to church to pray to the lord
The preacher said ‘what you thinking’?
It just ain’t safe around here no more
You gotta bring your gun
Chorus
Where’s your gun?
Where’s your gun?
It’s now against the law NOT to bear arms
Where’s your gun?
