This is just a bit of fun, could be sung by two people a man and a woman who sing together on the chorus
Say it's the way it's
Woke up this morning looking for trousers
spent half an hour , going round houses
mad as hell, there weren't no clean ones
someone round here's having too much fun
Chorus
Say it's , the way it's
the way it's , the way it's
don't delay it , delay it , delay it
just say it
done all the housework , hoovering , ironing
spent the rest of the day , gradually tiring
he's on the golf course , say's it not pleasure
has a go at me , says I'm a lady of leisure
Chorus
Say it's , the way it's
the way it's , the way it's
don't delay it , delay it , delay it
just say it
I come home from work , she's sat watching T.V
says she only sat down , just before me
beginning to have doubts , about this marriage
just as I did, when we left in our carriage
Chorus
Say it's , the way it's
the way it's , the way it's
don't delay it , delay it , delay it
just say it
he puts his feet up , demanding his dinner
told me his mother, thinks he's getting thinner
I said perhaps , he's better with her then
go back to her and her toy boy called Ken
Chorus
Say it's , the way it's
the way it's , the way it's
don't delay it , delay it , delay it
just say it
She gets on my nerves , always crying
you'd think that someone was permanently dying
beginning to think , that I've made a mistake
should have stayed single , like most of my mates
Chorus
Say it's , the way it's
the way it's , the way it's
don't delay it , delay it , delay it
just say it
he's starting to come home later and later
he probably tells his mum , "That I hate her "
I didn't want this , I still love him so much
I don't want us to fall out of touch
Chorus
Say it's , the way it's
the way it's , the way it's
don't delay it , delay it , delay it
just say it
We both got up this morning , looked and smiled
then went outside , the weather was mild
we held out our hands and both said sorry
he went to work and now I'm not worried
Chorus
Say it's , the way it's
the way it's , the way it's
don't delay it , delay it , delay it
just say it
Chorus
Say it's , the way it's
the way it's , the way it's
don't delay it , delay it , delay it
just say it - "I love you"
