Hi,i've been away for a while,just doing a bit of this and that and that and this,
noodling on the guitar but i'm still crap,i've still been writing because i love it and
i want to try and get back into the forum,anyway,this is a little something i wrote.
IF I ATE FIFTY RATS
If i ate fifty rats,baked them in a pie
if i ate fifty rabid rats
would i die yeah would i die
i'm gonna eat fifty rats,bake them in a pie
i'm gonna eat fifty rabid rats
cos i couldn't care yeah if i die
fifty frickin rabid rats, kill your cats,kill your cats
fifty frickin rabid rats,kill your cats yeah kill your cats
i'm gonna eat a cobra i'm gonna eat a snake
stick me in a basket man i don't need a break
i'm gonna eat a werewolf i'm gonna eat my head
i'm gonna eat a zombie i'm gonna eat the living dead
kill your cats yeah kill your cats
fifty frickin rabid rats
i'm gonna eat a liar cos he told me a lie
i'm gonna eat a spider to try and catch a fly
i might just eat your grandma after i've ate my head
i've ate the farmers' daughter and you call her daddy fred
fifty frickin rabid rats,kill your cats,kill your cats
fifty frickin rabid rats,kill your cats yeah kill your cats
if i ate fifty rats,baked them in a pie
if i ate fifty rabid rats
would i die yeah would i die
i'm gonna eat fifty rats,bake them in a pie
i'm gonna eat fifty rabid rats
cos i couldn't care yeah if i die.