Haha some crazy stories on here, I've not had the pleasure exotic SoundCloud listens; gotta tap them markets, land and expand!
Have a pretty bad-taste YouTube story I just remembered though; but it needs a little context to help not shine me in such bad light..
Me and some friends went by the rap group name "Bestiality Boys", a play on Beastie Boys (We knew it was stupid but we weren't serious at all and didn't care).
I was feeling like, super "rappy" one day and noone else was around, so I writ a song where I rap battled my two dogs. Being a reasonably-minded gu this became titled nothing other than "****ing Dogs", as in like, "Oh those damn dogs"...
This video has about 4500 views and is the most viewed video on our channel by about 4500 views, and the analytics on searching leading to that video are disturbing and best.
Despite the marketing opportunity think I'm glad none of those views trickled into our other videos, given the audience.