[adamfarr]

PopTodd, many thanks, now I feel much better... Youth is wasted on the young, right?!

[PopTodd]

Mercifully, I don't have a recording of any of them, but there are absolutely a few contenders.
"Lend Yourself a Hand" was a song about masturbation.
"The Commissioner of Boredom" was just a Television Personalities ripoff that was barely a song.

But the absolute worst was something that I used to play for my drunk friends at parties when I was in college. It was called "Ragtime" and it was about... you guessed it... my girlfriend going through her menstrual time.

Samplee lyric (LANGUAGE WARNING):
"Can't have sex for a couple of days
Unless I want my cock to come out glazed"

Just awful.
At least I have youth as an excuse.

And we have a winner! Haha. That's truly awful.

My response:

[redrhodie]

My response:

Haha. I'm relieved.

[diademgrove]

I haven't written my worst song ever. That pleasure lies in the future.

Keith

[redrhodie]

I haven't written my worst song ever. That pleasure lies in the future.

Keith

I'm sorry.

[diademgrove]

I haven't written my worst song ever. That pleasure lies in the future.

Keith

I'm sorry.

No need to be. Unless you are really lucky you don't write good songs without writing bad ones ask Dylan, Jagger and Richards.

Keith

[redrhodie]

I haven't written my worst song ever. That pleasure lies in the future.

Keith

I'm sorry.

No need to be. Unless you are really lucky you don't write good songs without writing bad ones ask Dylan, Jagger and Richards.

Keith

Except, my dear, we are not starting as teenagers, are we? But if you feel you have the luxury of time to suck, I am relieved. You should get a cat.

Lynn