[Yodasdad]

I tried to write a song about the dangers of prostate cancer and the need to get checked but it was a real pain in the arse.

People didn't seem to like it so I thought I'd play it to my doctor in the hope that he could relate to it, he just gave me the finger.

[Yodasdad]

I was going to write a song about wild fungi but I don't have mushroom left on my hard drive.

[Yodasdad]

I wrote a song about the wonder bra, it's very uplifting.

[Yodasdad]

I wrote a song about a little bluebird that visits my garden, its going cheep if anyone wants to buy a copy.

[Yodasdad]

I wrote a song about compulsive lying...or did I?

[Yodasdad]

I wrote a song about the bicurious metronome, it swings both ways.

[Oldbutyet]

I wrote a song about the FBI (Finest Beans in Ireland) i even got the world acclaim farting choir to help me with the chorus, okay they stank the place out but i have to admit, i never thought farting could sound so beautiful.

[Darren1664]

My boss wrote a song once about a syncophant - best I've ever heard!