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« Reply #90 on: August 11, 2017, 04:14:27 PM »
I wanted to write a song about civil war but had to give up because everyone was up in arms.

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« Reply #91 on: August 11, 2017, 04:28:58 PM »
I wrote a song about superglue.

I got a lot of stick.
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« Reply #92 on: August 11, 2017, 04:51:37 PM »
I wrote a song about hemorrhoids - it really got too sore at the end.

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« Reply #93 on: August 11, 2017, 04:52:49 PM »
I wrote a song about a hemorrhoid - but some @sshole claimed it was his.

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« Reply #94 on: August 12, 2017, 05:03:52 AM »
I wrote a song about "eternity," but I couldn't figure out how to end it.
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« Reply #95 on: August 12, 2017, 05:35:14 AM »
I keep trying to write a lullaby but i keep falling asleep.


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« Reply #96 on: August 12, 2017, 05:35:49 AM »
I wrote a love song for my lover but she hated it, apparently i got her name wrong.

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« Reply #97 on: August 12, 2017, 11:35:30 AM »
I wrote a song about life getting the best of me - I had a breakdown in the middle

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« Reply #98 on: August 12, 2017, 03:13:10 PM »
I wrote a song about travelling on foot from one side of a river to the other, but I fell into the water.

I forgot to include a bridge.
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« Reply #99 on: August 12, 2017, 05:17:33 PM »
I wrote a song about Jesus walking on water, i thought about a bridge but i mean, it was a song about Jesus walking on water.

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« Reply #100 on: August 12, 2017, 05:21:17 PM »
I wrote a song about a slow fish.
Never cought on though - didn't get to the hook fast enough.

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« Reply #101 on: August 12, 2017, 05:54:21 PM »
I wrote a song called 789 - it had a great middle eight

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« Reply #102 on: August 14, 2017, 05:54:53 PM »
I wrote a song about how I overcame my pessimistic outlook.

Bet nobody likes it.
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« Reply #103 on: August 14, 2017, 06:09:13 PM »
I wrote a song about a man puking on a road map.

It hit the charts with a splash.

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« Reply #104 on: August 14, 2017, 09:41:11 PM »
I wrote a song a few years ago for Oasis. I managed to get a meeting with their publisher and played it to him in person in his office. What I didn't realise was that Liam and Noel had crept in behind me and were slagging it off.

I didn't look back in anger, you just have to roll with it.