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Read August 11, 2017, 04:14:27 PM #90
Yodasdad

Re: Silly songwriter groaner jokes thread

I wanted to write a song about civil war but had to give up because everyone was up in arms.
 
Read August 11, 2017, 04:28:58 PM #91
Viscount Cramer & His Orchestra

Re: Silly songwriter groaner jokes thread

I wrote a song about superglue.

I got a lot of stick.


Take it easy.

You can check my stuff out here. Mini-album getting bigger slowly. Free download if you're poor.

Easy Life - Viscount Cramer
 
Read August 11, 2017, 04:51:37 PM #92
Paulski

Re: Silly songwriter groaner jokes thread

I wrote a song about hemorrhoids - it really got too sore at the end.
 
Read August 11, 2017, 04:52:49 PM #93
Paulski

Re: Silly songwriter groaner jokes thread

I wrote a song about a hemorrhoid - but some @sshole claimed it was his.
 
Read August 12, 2017, 05:03:52 AM #94
hardtwistmusic

Re: Silly songwriter groaner jokes thread

I wrote a song about "eternity," but I couldn't figure out how to end it.


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Read August 12, 2017, 05:35:14 AM #95
Oldbutyet

Re: Silly songwriter groaner jokes thread

I keep trying to write a lullaby but i keep falling asleep.

 
Read August 12, 2017, 05:35:49 AM #96
Oldbutyet

Re: Silly songwriter groaner jokes thread

I wrote a love song for my lover but she hated it, apparently i got her name wrong.
 
Read August 12, 2017, 11:35:30 AM #97
Darren1664

Re: Silly songwriter groaner jokes thread

I wrote a song about life getting the best of me - I had a breakdown in the middle
 
Read August 12, 2017, 03:13:10 PM #98
tone

Re: Silly songwriter groaner jokes thread

I wrote a song about travelling on foot from one side of a river to the other, but I fell into the water.

I forgot to include a bridge.


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Read August 12, 2017, 05:17:33 PM #99
Oldbutyet

Re: Silly songwriter groaner jokes thread

I wrote a song about Jesus walking on water, i thought about a bridge but i mean, it was a song about Jesus walking on water.
 
Read August 12, 2017, 05:21:17 PM #100
Paulski

Re: Silly songwriter groaner jokes thread

I wrote a song about a slow fish.
Never cought on though - didn't get to the hook fast enough.
 
Read August 12, 2017, 05:54:21 PM #101
Darren1664

Re: Silly songwriter groaner jokes thread

I wrote a song called 789 - it had a great middle eight
 
Read August 14, 2017, 05:54:53 PM #102
Viscount Cramer & His Orchestra

Re: Silly songwriter groaner jokes thread

I wrote a song about how I overcame my pessimistic outlook.

Bet nobody likes it.


Take it easy.

You can check my stuff out here. Mini-album getting bigger slowly. Free download if you're poor.

Easy Life - Viscount Cramer
 
Read August 14, 2017, 06:09:13 PM #103
Paulski

Re: Silly songwriter groaner jokes thread

I wrote a song about a man puking on a road map.

It hit the charts with a splash.
 
Read August 14, 2017, 09:41:11 PM #104
Yodasdad

Re: Silly songwriter groaner jokes thread

I wrote a song a few years ago for Oasis. I managed to get a meeting with their publisher and played it to him in person in his office. What I didn't realise was that Liam and Noel had crept in behind me and were slagging it off.

I didn't look back in anger, you just have to roll with it.
 
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