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Silly songwriter groaner jokes thread
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Yodasdad
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August 11, 2017, 02:32:49 PM »
I wroet a snog aduot dislexikal.
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Yodasdad
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August 11, 2017, 02:36:25 PM »
I wrote a song about a flatulent eagle, it was taken up by Bette Middler.
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Paulski
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August 11, 2017, 02:38:51 PM »
A mixed up song I wrote.
About yoda's father it was.
The intro for the outro I should switch people said.
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Yodasdad
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August 11, 2017, 02:44:43 PM »
I can write a song about compulsive self gratification with one arm tied behind my back...oh, no I can't.
(Oh no, he lowered the tone)
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Yodasdad
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August 11, 2017, 02:46:03 PM »
I wrote a song about when Boydie took over the forum...he lowered the Tone.
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Yodasdad
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August 11, 2017, 02:52:21 PM »
I wrote song about a guy who rides upturned grand pianos like a go cart down a snow covered mountain, it's called Paulski.
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Yodasdad
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August 11, 2017, 02:58:15 PM »
I wrote a song about a problem I had back in the 80's when I worked in an office. Every time someone sent me a written document, an exact copy would follow immediately after it...apparently it was called a shadow fax.
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Paulski
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August 11, 2017, 03:14:20 PM »
I wrote a song about a North Korea Missile and posted it on a few forums.
Problem is, all the American sites wanted to do was shoot it down.
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Yodasdad
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August 11, 2017, 04:45:09 PM »
I wrote a song about how the Japanese didn't realise the North Koreans were firing a missile at the US, it went over their heads.
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Yodasdad
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August 11, 2017, 04:48:10 PM »
I wrote a song about how the Americans failed to intercept a missile fired from North Korea, but it went largely under the radar.
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Yodasdad
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August 11, 2017, 04:50:55 PM »
I wrote a song about when the world found out Who the new US president was... it wasn't very well received.
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Paulski
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August 11, 2017, 04:55:32 PM »
I wrote a song about a meteor hitting London city hall.
Key? A flat major of course!
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Paulski
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August 11, 2017, 04:57:07 PM »
I wrote a song about Snow White and the dim7
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Yodasdad
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August 11, 2017, 05:01:43 PM »
I wrote one good song and it was for Alanis Morrisette, only to find that she had already written the exact same song and released it....ironic.
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Yodasdad
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August 11, 2017, 05:09:29 PM »
I wrote a song about the advice Oscar Pistorius was given by his lawyer when he wanted to keep his spirits up but also let him know that he didn't have chance at trial...it's called best foot forward.
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