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Silly songwriter groaner jokes thread
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Jenna
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August 09, 2017, 08:59:57 PM »
I wrote a song about silence.
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Jenna
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August 09, 2017, 09:01:39 PM »
I wrote a song about Armageddon. It self-destructed in the end.
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Yodasdad
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August 09, 2017, 10:36:17 PM »
I tried to write a song about the titanic but I kept running into obstacles.
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Yodasdad
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August 09, 2017, 10:41:21 PM »
I wrote a song about Hitler. The first 2 attempts didn't work but the 3rd was all reich.
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Yodasdad
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August 09, 2017, 11:12:27 PM »
I wrote a song about a very big lock...it needed a major key.
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Yodasdad
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August 09, 2017, 11:15:19 PM »
I wrote a song about a guy I used to know who just kept repeating the same thing over and over again..his name was Austin Arto.
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Yodasdad
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August 09, 2017, 11:17:29 PM »
I wrote a song about a Chinese gang...it's full of triads.
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Yodasdad
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August 09, 2017, 11:26:16 PM »
I wrote a song about 2 weeks ago.
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Yodasdad
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August 09, 2017, 11:31:29 PM »
I wrote a song about how I quit my job selling teflon frying pans..I just couldn't stick to it.
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Binladeda
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August 11, 2017, 09:38:06 AM »
I wrote a song about a surrealist
It was a banana
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Paulski
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August 11, 2017, 12:42:33 PM »
I wrote a song but it never got fini
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Yodasdad
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August 11, 2017, 01:11:19 PM »
I wrote a song about my struggle to lose weight. I've tried really hard but it doesn't matter how little I eat I just don't seem to get any thinner, I can't underst hang on a minute, I think I've just heard the ice cream van, back soon...
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Paulski
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August 11, 2017, 01:22:44 PM »
I worte a snog abuot luzing a spilleng b
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Paulski
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August 11, 2017, 01:25:46 PM »
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Paulski
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August 11, 2017, 01:28:23 PM »
I WROTE A SONG WITH A LOT OF SHOUTING IN IT!!!
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