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Jenna

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« Reply #60 on: August 09, 2017, 08:59:57 PM »
I wrote a song about silence.

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« Reply #61 on: August 09, 2017, 09:01:39 PM »
I wrote a song about Armageddon. It self-destructed in the end.

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« Reply #62 on: August 09, 2017, 10:36:17 PM »
I tried to write a song about the titanic but I kept running into obstacles.

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« Reply #63 on: August 09, 2017, 10:41:21 PM »
I wrote a song about Hitler. The first 2 attempts didn't work but the 3rd was all reich.

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« Reply #64 on: August 09, 2017, 11:12:27 PM »
I wrote a song about a very big lock...it needed a major key.

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« Reply #65 on: August 09, 2017, 11:15:19 PM »
I wrote a song about a guy I used to know who just kept repeating the same thing over and over again..his name was Austin Arto.

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« Reply #66 on: August 09, 2017, 11:17:29 PM »
I wrote a song about a Chinese gang...it's full of triads.

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« Reply #67 on: August 09, 2017, 11:26:16 PM »
I wrote a song about 2 weeks ago.

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« Reply #68 on: August 09, 2017, 11:31:29 PM »
I wrote a song about how I quit my job selling teflon frying pans..I just couldn't stick to it.

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« Reply #69 on: August 11, 2017, 09:38:06 AM »

 I wrote a song about a surrealist

 It was a banana  :P

Nowt as queer as folk...........my gran

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« Reply #70 on: August 11, 2017, 12:42:33 PM »
I wrote a song but it never got fini

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« Reply #71 on: August 11, 2017, 01:11:19 PM »
I wrote a song about my struggle to lose weight. I've tried really hard but it doesn't matter how little I eat I just don't seem to get any thinner, I can't underst     hang on a minute, I think I've just heard the ice cream van, back soon...

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« Reply #72 on: August 11, 2017, 01:22:44 PM »
I worte a snog abuot luzing a spilleng b
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« Reply #73 on: August 11, 2017, 01:25:46 PM »
II wwrroottee aa ssoonng aabboouutt aa sstttiiiccckkkyyy kkkeeyybbboooaaarrrrddddddddddd

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« Reply #74 on: August 11, 2017, 01:28:23 PM »
I WROTE A SONG WITH A LOT OF SHOUTING IN IT!!!