Silly songwriter groaner jokes thread

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« Reply #30 on: August 08, 2017, 12:27:37 AM »
I wrote a song once to earn money for drugs when I was on holiday in Ireland...I just did it for the craic.

Paulski

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« Reply #31 on: August 08, 2017, 12:31:39 PM »
I wrote a song about dropping a piano down a mineshaft - couldn't decide on which key to play it in.

Ended up with A flat miner  ;D

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« Reply #32 on: August 08, 2017, 01:13:25 PM »
I wrote a song about reroofing my barn.

It was covered twice.
Take it easy.

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« Reply #33 on: August 08, 2017, 03:00:00 PM »
I wrote a song with a dwarf who lived in the Parisian subways. No percussion - I just played along to the metronome.
It's all too beautiful.

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« Reply #34 on: August 08, 2017, 03:58:10 PM »
I wrote a song while I was on a pub crawl, it was a bit long though...too many bars.

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« Reply #35 on: August 08, 2017, 05:48:45 PM »
I sit in work trying to think up new ones of these! :P I'm not very good though

I wrote a song about dry snotty nose - I did some finger picking

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« Reply #36 on: August 08, 2017, 06:37:59 PM »
Haha - these are great - we need a LIKE button!

I wrote a song about an elevator - had a good lift but it brought some people down.

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« Reply #37 on: August 08, 2017, 06:48:53 PM »
I wrote a song for a man who was cloned.

He was beside himself with gratitude.
Take it easy.

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« Reply #38 on: August 08, 2017, 07:06:36 PM »
I wrote a song about subtleley and sensitively telling someone that they are the product of an incestuous relationship.

I thought it would be difficult but 10 minutes and Bob's your uncle, it was done.

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« Reply #39 on: August 08, 2017, 07:11:58 PM »
I've got an annoying tendency to keep writing songs about a nun whose clothing rides up to expose her bare buttocks every time she bends over.

I know, it's a bad habit.

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« Reply #40 on: August 08, 2017, 07:17:09 PM »
I wrote a song about someone who pretended to write a post on a forum just to reach their next 100 posts.

Yay 700!

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« Reply #41 on: August 08, 2017, 07:18:55 PM »
I wrote a song about a turd in a swimming pool.

It floated along nicely but no-one would pick it up.
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« Reply #42 on: August 08, 2017, 07:24:17 PM »
I wrote a song about a prison inmate who always talked down to people when he passed them going down the stairs. He was a condescending con-descending.

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« Reply #43 on: August 08, 2017, 07:28:58 PM »
I wrote a song about how Phil Collins can't even take a woman out for a coffee without sleeping with her...he's an easy lover.

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« Reply #44 on: August 08, 2017, 09:18:20 PM »
Can't.Stop.Laughing! Love the humor.

I wrote a song about astrology. It wasn't in the stars for me to become one.