[Viscount Cramer & His Orchestra]

I wrote a song about a trek in the rainforest.

It had a bit of a ropy bridge.

[Darren1664]

I wrote a song about Astronomy - it was in the charts

[adamfarr]

I wrote a song about a herb and a fish, but this isn't the thyme nor the plaice...

[Yodasdad]

I was pretty tired last night, kept looking at the clock telling myself it was time to go to bed but I really wanted to write a song about all the tools I like in the screwfix catalogue and their corresponding product numbers's.

In the end I decided it was just tool 8.



(Just watch, I bet Pompeyjazz can make a song out of this!!)

[Yodasdad]

I wrote a song about the bird's and the bee's.

It just seemed to take on a life of its own.

[Yodasdad]

I'm writing a song about the DFS sale....it's not finished yet.

[PaulyX]

I tried to write a song with my Strat hanging down by my knees, but I couldn't play the guitar solo.

[Viscount Cramer & His Orchestra]

I wrote a song about a very convincing fake turd.

Everyone thought it was shit.

[tone]

I wrote a song about an unorthodox jeans factory. It had an unusual cord progression...

[Darren1664]

This thread cracks me up...

BTW Guitar solo....took me while!

So anyway I tried to perform a song earlier that I wrote called 'Hands' - but I was all fingers and thumbs.

[tone]

I wrote a song about gender-swapping fashion models, but I couldn't settle on a key.

It was just a lot of transposing.

[Yodasdad]

I wrote a song about schizophrenia, no you didn't.

[Yodasdad]

I wrote a song about a coat I kept finding on the floor...it was off the hook.

[PaulyX]

I wrote a song where I tried to copy Jagger, Fleetwood, Hucknall and Ronson, but I couldn't get the mix right.



Paulski what have you started!?

[Paulski]

I wrote a song that Lady Godiva offered to help me with - said she had nothing else on.