Silly songwriter groaner jokes thread

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Paulski

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« on: August 06, 2017, 01:23:46 AM »
Ok so we know song writers have a sense of humour - right?
So how about playing a little game which I just invented tonight waiting for files to upload to dropbox for the skubber. Here's how it goes:

Add a comment to this thread with a joke in the following format:

I wrote a song about .....

I'm going to put in a few examples myself so you get the idea - please help keep this going!

Paulski

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« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2017, 01:24:51 AM »
I wrote a song about a broken down airplane but it never really took off  ;D

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« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2017, 01:25:53 AM »
I wrote a song about a vacuum cleaner that really sucked.  ;D

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« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2017, 01:26:49 AM »
I wrote a song about the common cold - and it was really catchy.  ;D

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« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2017, 01:27:48 AM »
I wrote a song about a smart fish - but it wasn't very catchy.  ;D

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« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2017, 01:28:48 AM »
I wrote a song about a one-legged dog but it was pretty lame  ;D

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« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2017, 02:31:27 AM »
Damn Man "a one-legged dog"  thats a smart fish i mean "vacuum cleaner" breaking down and i mean who wants to fly in a broken down airplane ah yeah talk about the common cold like, haha   ;D


John Wayne ride up on a three legged limping mule on the borders of, well hell shit him and that mule didn't even know but anyway,  John Wayne walks into the only saloon bar and ask for  ???

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« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2017, 06:53:01 AM »
I wrote a song about counting backwards.















It went to number 1.

I'll get my coat. :p
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« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2017, 02:18:07 PM »
I wrote a song about an incomplete jigsaw puzzle.

It was a bit short.
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Take it easy.

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« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2017, 02:52:51 PM »
Haha nice idea ;)

I wrote a song about memory loss - I forget how it goes.

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« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2017, 03:58:55 PM »
I wrote a song about fishing, but it didn't catch on.

I forgot to use a hook.
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« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2017, 04:54:33 PM »
I wrote a song about a bucket.

It went down well.
Take it easy.

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« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2017, 05:13:45 PM »
I wrote a song about a skunk

People told me it stunk  ;D

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« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2017, 07:45:40 PM »
I released an album called "anagrams"

It was obvious to everyone who heard it that I'd written a load of "hits"  :P
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« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2017, 08:47:16 PM »
I wrote a song about camouflage

I can't find it...
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