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Read August 06, 2017, 01:23:46 AM #0
Paulski

Silly songwriter groaner jokes thread

Ok so we know song writers have a sense of humour - right?
So how about playing a little game which I just invented tonight waiting for files to upload to dropbox for the skubber. Here's how it goes:

Add a comment to this thread with a joke in the following format:

I wrote a song about .....

I'm going to put in a few examples myself so you get the idea - please help keep this going!
 
Read August 06, 2017, 01:24:51 AM #1
Paulski

Re: Silly songwriter groaner jokes thread

I wrote a song about a broken down airplane but it never really took off  Grin
 
Read August 06, 2017, 01:25:53 AM #2
Paulski

Re: Silly songwriter groaner jokes thread

I wrote a song about a vacuum cleaner that really sucked.  Grin
 
Read August 06, 2017, 01:26:49 AM #3
Paulski

Re: Silly songwriter groaner jokes thread

I wrote a song about the common cold - and it was really catchy.  Grin
 
Read August 06, 2017, 01:27:48 AM #4
Paulski

Re: Silly songwriter groaner jokes thread

I wrote a song about a smart fish - but it wasn't very catchy.  Grin
 
Read August 06, 2017, 01:28:48 AM #5
Paulski

Re: Silly songwriter groaner jokes thread

I wrote a song about a one-legged dog but it was pretty lame  Grin
 
Read August 06, 2017, 02:31:27 AM #6
Oldbutyet

Re: Silly songwriter groaner jokes thread

Damn Man "a one-legged dog"  thats a smart fish i mean "vacuum cleaner" breaking down and i mean who wants to fly in a broken down airplane ah yeah talk about the common cold like, haha   Grin


John Wayne ride up on a three legged limping mule on the borders of, well hell shit him and that mule didn't even know but anyway,  John Wayne walks into the only saloon bar and ask for  Huh
 
Read August 06, 2017, 06:53:01 AM #7
tone

Re: Silly songwriter groaner jokes thread

I wrote a song about counting backwards.















It went to number 1.

I'll get my coat. :p


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Listen to my album teaser here

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Read August 06, 2017, 02:18:07 PM #8
Viscount Cramer & His Orchestra

Re: Silly songwriter groaner jokes thread

I wrote a song about an incomplete jigsaw puzzle.

It was a bit short.
« Last Edit: August 06, 2017, 02:23:45 PM by Viscount Cramer & His Orchestra »

Take it easy.

You can check my stuff out here. Mini-album getting bigger slowly. Free download if you're poor.

Easy Life - Viscount Cramer
 
Read August 06, 2017, 02:52:51 PM #9
Darren1664

Re: Silly songwriter groaner jokes thread

Haha nice idea Wink

I wrote a song about memory loss - I forget how it goes.
 
Read August 06, 2017, 03:58:55 PM #10
tone

Re: Silly songwriter groaner jokes thread

I wrote a song about fishing, but it didn't catch on.

I forgot to use a hook.


My new album "Look what we've become" is out now -- Click to listen/ download -- Thanks!

Listen to my album teaser here

Please read the rules before posting in the feedback forums http://bit.ly/10rVdnW
 
Read August 06, 2017, 04:54:33 PM #11
Viscount Cramer & His Orchestra

Re: Silly songwriter groaner jokes thread

I wrote a song about a bucket.

It went down well.


Take it easy.

You can check my stuff out here. Mini-album getting bigger slowly. Free download if you're poor.

Easy Life - Viscount Cramer
 
Read August 06, 2017, 05:13:45 PM #12
Paulski

Re: Silly songwriter groaner jokes thread

I wrote a song about a skunk

People told me it stunk  Grin
 
Read August 06, 2017, 07:45:40 PM #13
PaulAds

Re: Silly songwriter groaner jokes thread

I released an album called "anagrams"

It was obvious to everyone who heard it that I'd written a load of "hits"  Tongue


heart of stone, feet of clay, knob of butter
 
Read August 06, 2017, 08:47:16 PM #14
Cazrolina

Re: Silly songwriter groaner jokes thread

I wrote a song about camouflage

I can't find it...
 
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