I suffer from a similar malaise.
I live in fear that someone of note may in fact realise I am a stellar talent,as yet undiscovered. The ensuing discovery may sever me from my current freedom and make me a multi-millionaire prisoner. I may become the slave of wanton females who desire only my physical attributes and are careless of my sensitive side.
Thus far in my 61 years I have crafily avoided detection.
Mined ewe,primary school occupants are much worser...