Time for my competition entry. Who knew bares bones stuff was so hard to mix?! Everything is so exposed and ... bare!
Talking of which, this one came about when I was out biking and got stuck behind a car with a mother and baby in it. On the back was one of those Playboy rabbit stickers. I thought to myself "Why would a mother do that? Unless..."
It's supposed to be a bit fun and ironic - but is "boobs" OK as a word? Fine? Childish? Offensive? - please do let me know and I will think again...
Playboy Bunny
https://soundcloud.com/lutehill/playboy-bunny V1
Working for a living ain't no disgrace
Even when you still could be a blonde bombshell
It's a shame no-one remembers your face
But in their browser history your bust rings a bell
CH
Nothing seemed real in the Mansion house
Your boobs got you in and your brains got you out
You cringed when they said that they could make you a star
You like the privacy of your own backyard
You're a playboy bunny with a baby seat in your car
V2
Your young slim friends cried opportunity
Even though to you it seemed a fool's goldmine
Now 23 is just a memory
When it comes to birthdays and to your waistline
M8
The only playmates now are the ones at the play dates
Your blue-ray's blazing but the features it plays are always G-rated
Models in the playpen are just Barbie and Ken
No more keeping thin for businessmen
You don't deal with them, and you won't again
Just with your real friends
Nothing was real up in that mansion
What's real now? 'You and me, baby'
You say: 'You and me, baby'
Final CH
You're an ex-playmate with experience
An ex-centrefold that saw common sense
You won't do topless so you live from the tip jar
Beauty's skin deep, but that's not what you are
You're a playboy bunny with a baby seat in your car
(c) Adam Farr, 2016