Hi all!
I'm a bit depressed at the moment, missing an old friend. So I thought I'd turn this pathetic situation inside out and laugh about it instead.
Keep reading if you're not offended by macabre humor.
- What ever happened to Johnny?
- He burned to death!
- God Lord. Was he caught in a fire?
- No, self combustion. He went on a five year binge and then tried to blow out a candle.
Cheers,
Martin