aww jess you wont get a fabulous christmas smiley!I'm actually so upset.
This entire thread is odd. Reallllly odd.*coughs* SCROOGE! ;D bah humbug to you too sir
This entire thread is odd. Reallllly odd.
This entire thread is odd. Reallllly odd.
james you know me by now...i like to make things fun i like to get attention & make a spectacle....im trying to get people in a fun mood & motivated & intrested in a compitition & you think its realy odd! ???
oh silly me! ..james you are a advertising genius....youve set it up so were gonna have a mock row now ...very clever .....im gonna insult you & your gonna call me names & people will flock to watch &were gonna get loads more attention for the compitition.....brilliant.. ok i ll start ...you boring old regency folk warbler! ;D
So this is where all the action is ;)
Count me in!!! ;D
I would be up for a collab if a lyricist wants to team up?
Great job TINA getting this going ;D
Rules
You can start your song whenever you want but please…….
DON’T POST THEM ON THE FORUM TILL DECEMBER COMES!!!
christmas songs just don’t sound as good in octobere or november
we will announce the winners on December 20th & I will remind you to vote before then
I know I did a video for the james bond theme comp winner we held Christmas last year but don’t expect that this year ,,,but I will try to sort out PREZZIES FOR THE WINNERS!!
post your name in this thrade if your joining in
POST YOUR FINISHED SONGS IN THE FINISHED SONG FORUM
good to have you in the compitition pat...heres your smiley ....he looks happy!
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heres yours olie
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Wow, well if all that isn't fabulously Christmassy......
Awesome!
Well.....i have never attempted to write a Christmas song before.......in theory I'm totally in.......in practice I'm gonna have to hope for some serious Christmassy inspiration to hit me....... If all else fails I'll write about bunny rabbits and severed limbs!
If anyone wants to attempt this as a collab with me (assuming that's in the rules?) I'd prob be up for that.....
Thanks so much for organising Tina!
Reckon a forum Xmas compilation might be going into a few people's stockings this year!
i think we all have a cousin like that nooms
suzy do you recognise your one in this lot? ;D
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im feeling a bit queasy
Can the winner get:
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;D All i want is Katy Perry for Christmas...
This guy might be able to help us get her:
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KATY. IS. MINE. >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
tina i'd love to see your full collection of weird stuff,
KATY. IS. MINE. >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Back off i seen her first ;D
KATY. IS. MINE. >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Back off i seen her first ;D
I'm gone off Katy now, Tina got to her :(
tina i'd love to see your full collection of weird stuff,
oh you mean my family? ;D
aww poor katy! (your a bad influence habitat!) ;D
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over on the secret forum they are realy into the ukrainean call girls ... i think they must be a pop group....so im offering there new christmas single as a compitition prize!
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I won't be entering a Christmas song now.it was meant as a joke ...theres a lot of them in this thread... youve laughed at them whats diffrent about this one? as its you ive taken it down
I won't be entering a Christmas song now.it was meant as a joke ...theres a lot of them in this thread... youve laughed at them whats diffrent about this one? as its you ive taken it down
why dont you get the advert taken of of the secret kitchen if you dont approve..i think its incredibley bad taste they allow it over there! i didnt dredge it up it was already there!!
you can't get hold of michelle keegan can youOr emily ratajkowski...just saying...
god my brains would be exited
Never seen that ad on there, I get ads for sunbingo, b&q and amazon. Just thought it was a bit much.
Ah, that should be ""Christmas TOTP"bob harris couldnt misbehave if you stuck him in a brothel with a full bottle of viagra! no we are all safe with bob i reckon ;D
Just to clarify, does a new version/mix of an old Christmas song qualify for the comp? (if posted after 2013/11/30:23:59:59.99999999999999999999999999999999999999etc?
Never seen that ad on there, I get ads for sunbingo, b&q and amazon. Just thought it was a bit much.
dutchbeat has mentioned that ukrainean girls ad on the secret forum so its not just me thats seen it
I thought the ads were rotating & you just got more of what the cookies on your pc told them so I thought evryone had seen it at least once
anyway if its just becos of whats been searched for then no fellas going to admit it are they...men are secretive about porn....i have to share this computer so its no wonder I get it on mine then
no I dont like the secret kitchen after the way I was erased from there but I am not nasty & was just having a bit of fun ...for crying out loud how many times have i mentioned the bloody ukrainean sex line on this forum since I first came across it on the secret kitchen ...no ones said anything before!!
& jess likez galz n galz ( ;D ;D)And Christian Grey if you're making a list for me...
thankyou pat ... people can say what they want about me on the secret kitchen ...at least i know im now vindecated here :)
ah yes ive seen the big lebowski it was jeff bridges wasnt it!
Indude it was :-)
You're very welcome Tina, i have to say i thought it was bad form of them to delete your account
Indude it was :-)
but I realy dont want to start a war so im leaving it hereI still luv you Tina, so does Stylus, that's all that matters ;D
I still luv you Tina, so does Stylus, that's all that matters ;Dwell thats very sweet of you jess ...thankyou :)
Am I the only one who thought, Qwoarrrrrrrrr, nice bass!!? ;) 8)yes you are ...even i thought fabulous outfit ! :)
hey tina, where's michelle keegan in her Christmas outfityou do have strange taste in women benjo ive found a delightful photo of michelle with samia ghade & gift wrapped it for you....i havent watched corrie in 10 years but they used to have some pretty girls ;D
and WHO IS emily ratajkowski
emily ratajkowski? ....ooooer she sounds a bit ukrainean? im not allowed to mention them ;DShe was actually born in Britain! She's the brunette in the Blurred Lines video; she is stunning :D
Weird, i was thinking nice boobs.Am I the only one who thought, Qwoarrrrrrrrr, nice bass!!? ;) 8)yes you are ...even i thought fabulous outfit ! :)
welcome GTB to the compitition ive done you a special big lebowski smiley ;D
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I am a little concerned that there is no really cute male dancer up, for us women ??? ??? ;D ;Dyou are absoluteley right suzy & im going to put that right straigthaway!
I am a little concerned that there is no really cute male dancer up, for us women ??? ??? ;D ;Dyou are absoluteley right suzy & im going to put that right straigthaway!
bcos its only been me & jess here ive been playing to the guys...
we desprateley need some gorgeous hot men in tiny santa suits!!
now as us girls are not as basic & crude as the guys... i mean i go more for a mans mind myself!
im more attracted to clever men than hunky male bimbos....for instance darwin & einstein drive me absoluteley crazy!
of course it helps that they both had fabulous bodies aswell ;D
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FFFWWWWWOOORRRRRRR!!
I am a little concerned that there is no really cute male dancer up, for us women ??? ??? ;D ;Dyou are absoluteley right suzy & im going to put that right straigthaway!
bcos its only been me & jess here ive been playing to the guys...
we desprateley need some gorgeous hot men in tiny santa suits!!
now as us girls are not as basic & crude as the guys... i mean i go more for a mans mind myself!
im more attracted to clever men than hunky male bimbos....for instance darwin & einstein drive me absoluteley crazy!
of course it helps that they both had fabulous bodies aswell ;D
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FFFWWWWWOOORRRRRRR!!
Santa tried to get us our gifts and this is what happened...
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They wouldnt complain would they? They are geriatric dandelionz & Elton lovz playin with hiz organ!
I'm not goin any more than that All this political correctivness.......
Jesse James was a Jesse but he werent like that...? Ehhh?
( See How I got my way ;) & this without putting a tearful smiley) Any chapz all set & done!
We get what we want.....( quite very easy I should say.....Yep! I'm very proud To be of service...
She (Tina) will be uploadin picz for us right this minute.....Thiz izz the Life! ;D ;D ;D
oh well that was easy ....i couldnt find any female geniuses !! which isnt surprising as weve been indoors cooking & cleaning & having babies for half a million years while you lot have been out inventing things! so no pics for you till i get a lot cleverer & take some pictures in the mirror ;D
oh well that was easy ....i couldnt find any female geniuses !! which isnt surprising as weve been indoors cooking & cleaning & having babies for half a million years while you lot have been out inventing things! so no pics for you till i get a lot cleverer & take some pictures in the mirror ;D
Hey Tina...how 'bout Lady Godiva :o :o found this on Youtube...even comes with a song 8)
thought 'the men' might get some satisfaction, until you find something better :o :o
What'z she holdin?
oh well that was easy ....i couldnt find any female geniuses !! which isnt surprising as weve been indoors cooking & cleaning & having babies for half a million years while you lot have been out inventing things! so no pics for you till i get a lot cleverer & take some pictures in the mirror ;D
i did actualy think of her! but she was the only one i could think of... which was a bit embaressing ..i just took it for granted we mustve invented alot of things but when i looked online we hadnt ...so let men do it for us they need something to do to instead of fighting.... if only theyd write the manuals so i could understand them!
BTW - Is that the way you spell competition in the UK? Boy we've really messed with the queen's English out here in the colonies (Canada) if it is!
heres your smiley diadem i remember you said you liked football somewhere ;D
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^I think Stylus should be Santa...
I vote Allan for Mrs Claus ;D :D :P HUG'ZZZ (ha HUG'ZZZ is now in my spellcheck...capitalised as well)^I think Stylus should be Santa...Allan would make a good santa......... he,he,he Hug'zzz Lov yaa Jess! :-*
well make up your mind will ya!! ;D
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allan im so sorry ...blame jess & stylus ok!
homeless recluse i forgot your smiley ..here it is! :)
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The other quibble izz......Why izz one taller than the other( the front one'z)
Thanx'z Stylus ;D
Hey Tina, Hehe What's the prize for winning.......I know what I would like from you if I won ;) ;)
:-* xxxxx :-*
Tina,
What I really want WHEN I win.....is for you to put some lead on one of my tunes (my choice ;D ;D)
xxx
I haven't written a song for over 9 months its time I started again so count me in I'll have a go.
i did think as weve got so many entries about having winners for diffrent categories ( for exanple best lyrics) but i think its probly best to keep it simple for voting
When you finally send a message theres a 'check box' on the left where you can save as sent messages
butter stale...? put a stamp on it write return to sender no not the whole hovis song!
& if its sent buy it now royal mail You shud gut it in 3 yearz or atleast your neighbour will (william) ;D
When you finally send a message theres a 'check box' on the left where you can save as sent messages
Cheers bud!
butter stale...? put a stamp on it write return to sender no not the whole hovis song!
& if its sent buy it now royal mail You shud gut it in 3 yearz or atleast your neighbour will (william) ;D
Uh?
;D