...drumroll please!
...by a solitary point (after adding the votes that couldn't be cast for technical reasons) it's
@Jambrains with
Solid Ground. Congratulations, Jambraims.
@Jambrains : Solid Ground
Commiserations to the runners up. It was a quality field, even outside my top five. Y'all winners in my eyes.
All that remains is for the participants to step up to the podium and thank their agents, their families and their comfort teddies, and for someone else to step up to the plate and volunteer to run April's exciting episode of this ego-inflating/deflating (depending on your point of view) competition.