Ha! Some absolute crackers there!
I can do predictive foul ups in real life.
I have a couple of sayings I use frequently,one is 'That's the kitty' and 'That's the ticket'. After filling with fuel at my local Tesco,the nice lady on the till asked me if I'd filled up using pump number one. Looking her right in the eye and smiling,I replied,"that's the titty".
Yanno those awkward silences......