Don't ask me? I'm just the messenger.
I thought it could be sung in gay clubs?
Laugh, cry or call the police!!!
The COMMA song.
I'm sitting here with my legs and arms in plaster
knowing it could have been a real disaster
William; you said you are my friend
you said you'll be my friend right too the end
I haven't seen your face in days
since the crash and the terrible blaze
everything seems such a daze
I really have seen better days.
I thought that you were big and tough
your really not made of sterner stuff
Was it because I said I think I'm gay
their really was no need for you to pray.
Will, you suck, my cockney boy.
Will, you suck, my cockney boy
Will, you suck, my cockney boy
I thought you were made of sterner stuff
I was there for you in your troubled times
childish pranks and your petty crimes.
I was there when you were blue
I don't want thanks this is what friends do
I stood by you through thick and thin
remember that trouble you had with Lynn
I just feel like you chucked me in the bin
The way you treated me was just a sin
Will, will you take me up the Arsenal?
Will, will you take me up the Arsenal?
Will, will you take me up the Arsenal?
I want to get some tickets for the lads.
Will you give me head lice stuff
Will you give me head lice stuff
Will you give me head lice stuff
I think I caught something off the boys.
At least the truth now is out there
the real truth is that you don't care
You have made my life feel so barren
the best thing to do is I'll phone up Darren.
Will, you suck, my cockney boy.
Will, you suck, my cockney boy
Will, you suck, my cockney boy
I thought you were made of sterner stuff.
Copyright. T. Sains 687/536
