@adamfarr@paulyx
How about a "new way of looking at it Bond Film" Lyric...
Then and now...
Was a...
Swanky bloke with a dinner suit,
Licensed to kill, maim and shoot,
Loads of birds in his bed
never got the clap, well that's what he said.
Things are very different now
Hacking cough from all those fags
Semi D in deepest Slough
Number of times his packed his bags
Coz his missus constantly nags
Swanky bloke with a dinner suit,
Licensed to kill, maim and shoot,
Loads of birds in his bed
never got the clap, well that's what he said.
Can't do that thing with a bowler hat
No db5, nope none of that
No ejector seat or rocket thrower
just a shed, a patio and a motor mower
Swanky bloke with a dinner suit,
Licensed to kill, maim and shoot,
Loads of birds in his bed
never got the clap, well that's what he said.
007, 007
is that your idea of gone to heaven?
lining up in an Argos queue
hope that kids will
recognise you
Anyway I'll get back to my lunchtime now...hope you dig....