An angry little ditty, mostly made up of insults stringed together.
I tried to write them a little "in the Style of
@PaulAds" and naturally failed miserably, ended up with another Jambrains song
@MonnoDB saved me from making a completely fool of myself when it comes to the English language.
As a side note, wine and beer are
not considered booze in Sweden so you can be out of booze but even if you still have beer.
As usual, all and any input welcome!
In your chest there is a hole
where you used to have a heart
But maybe I’m mistaken
did you have one at the start?
You fill that void with money
and let nothing or no one
get in your way
in your way
Despite your finery and grandeur
you're just a pig
with better manners
and to me you'll always be
Satan in a suit
Your teeth are white
and shiny
but I bet your ****
is tiny
To me you'll always be just
Satan in a suit
We all sprang from the apes but you
you didn't spring far enough.
You claim to be sophisticated
but I will call your bluff
Roses are red and Violets are blue
I've got five fat fingers
and the middle one is for you
for you
Despite your finery and grandeur
you're just a pig
with better manners
and to me you'll always be
Satan in a suit
Your teeth are white
and shiny
but I bet your ****
is tiny
To me you'll always be just
Satan in a suit
I pray that you are shipwrecked
without Netflix, phone or booze
With an oversized alarm clock
that you don't know how to snooze
Without a Starbucks near
and only lukewarm beer
and big, bad, barking dog
that's not your own
not your own
Despite your finery and grandeur
you're just a pig
with better manners
and to me you'll always be
Satan in a suit
Your teeth are white
and shiny
but I bet your ****
is tiny
To me you'll always be just
Satan in a suit