You know what... Since I've got TWO damn-terrible headlines to work with that aren't exactly stirring the creative juices, I'm just going to have to go ALL IN and try to come up with something that incorporates BOTH of them.
No, I'm not drunk (yet!) but it's just gotta be done. It's totally messed up, I know, but I pride myself on being a good lyricist so... yep. I'm probably screwed here.
So, what the hell! Challenge accepted!
@CaliaMoko You may regret offering to be my partner in crime for this one because we may just end up in music jail for this!
[edit] Written it! Inspiration suddenly struck me and I wrote a rap song. Mainly the "pie" headline but with a little bit of the other thrown in. Challenge not only accepted but, I feel, accomplished. At least on the lyrics front.