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Yodasdad
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August 14, 2017, 10:45:11 PM »
I tried to write a song about the dangers of prostate cancer and the need to get checked but it was a real pain in the arse.
People didn't seem to like it so I thought I'd play it to my doctor in the hope that he could relate to it, he just gave me the finger.
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Yodasdad
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August 14, 2017, 10:47:04 PM »
I was going to write a song about wild fungi but I don't have mushroom left on my hard drive.
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Yodasdad
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August 14, 2017, 10:48:49 PM »
I wrote a song about the wonder bra, it's very uplifting.
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Yodasdad
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August 14, 2017, 10:51:15 PM »
I wrote a song about a little bluebird that visits my garden, its going cheep if anyone wants to buy a copy.
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Yodasdad
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August 14, 2017, 10:52:51 PM »
I wrote a song about compulsive lying...or did I?
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Yodasdad
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August 14, 2017, 10:56:39 PM »
I wrote a song about the bicurious metronome, it swings both ways.
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Oldbutyet
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August 20, 2017, 09:16:08 PM »
I wrote a song about the FBI (Finest Beans in Ireland) i even got the world acclaim farting choir to help me with the chorus, okay they stank the place out but i have to admit, i never thought farting could sound so beautiful.
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Darren1664
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August 25, 2017, 07:31:20 AM »
My boss wrote a song once about a syncophant - best I've ever heard!
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